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I offer the following paid services if you wish to hire me

(PRICES ARE NEGOTIATED IN ADVANCE ON A PER-PROJECT BASIS OR A MINIMUM BGN/EUR/USD/etc. CHARGING-PER-HOUR-or-DAY SCHEME IS APPLIED -- PLEASE SEE THE 'PAYMENT' SECTION BELOW):

1) jack-of-all-trades independent consulting (on all types of projects, businesses, government/public sector, industry, arts&crafts, freelancing, etc.)

2) art & design (industrial design, small-time architectural design & product design) projects & (re)selling of such items/ideas

3) translation (t9n), localization (l10n), and internationalization (i18n) of computer software, and of software documentation/manuals - from English into Bulgarian, and from Bulgarian into English (I utilize BGlocalize and my extensive experience in translating software)

4) computer-literacy tutoring for kids and adults (in Bulgarian ONLY; practical-skills focus, NOT much theory)

5) private English-language tutoring for kids, 8-18-year-olds (in Bulgarian ONLY; I hold B1 & C1 CEFR-levels language certificates for fluency in English but no one's language skills are infallible and the language evolves all the time... sadly, mostly towards oversimplification but that's a different topic.)

6) semi-informal verbal lectures on Eastern and Western philosophies AND occult/esoteric/conspiracy/UFOlogy ideas, and lectures on linguistics&sociology (in English and Bulgarian, also via Skype)

7) voice acting, dubbing, and subtitling of indie (independent) and mainstream films & TV shows (in Bulgarian and English)

8) funny-yet-sad clown for children's parties or various celebrations for adults

9) small-time brand ambassador for local businesses (for functional, good-quality stuff)

10) bad-mouthed sarcastic-cynical social critic & (in)famous controversial media (anti-)celebrity (dear papparazi, please stay away from my dirty laundry, it's still drying on the sunlight, damn it! Wear your own dirty laundry like a true badass man/woman/whatever/clown); also: part-time saint/guru-like spiritual entertainer and slick helpful hand of generosity or doom&gloom dark/sex/toilet humor... private parts included. Woof-woof, arf, yip, ruff, yelp! Hehe... Meh. Eh...

11) freelance porn actor&porn-director&porn scenario-/screen play-/ script-writer in [comedy, plot-driven, and culturejamming/satirical] porn / JAV porn (in Bulgaria, Europe, the USA, Japan, worldwide) -- Just kidding... or am I, hehehe?...

12) ??? Having something else in mind? Just contact me and we will try to negotiate a deal that suits both of us.

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My contact details, should you wish to hire me, are on the About and Contact page listed above.

Quality Assurance (QA): The quality of my work is okay-ish. BUT WHEN I AM WORN-OUT AND/OR ANGRY AND/OR NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, EXPECT SHITSTORMS&BITCHY-REMARKS, BUT BARE WITH ME UNTIL THE WORK IS COMPLETE. :P

 

 

PAYMENT (HOW TO PAY FOR MY SERVICES) 💸💵💰💲💳🏧🏦

Payment is made via one (or a combination) of the following 5 payment options:

(1) Bank wire transfer to my bank account:

* Recipient: Ivan Ivanov Kurdov* Bank: UniCredit Bulbank* IBAN: BG38 UNCR 7000 1522 2326 08 (you may need to remove the whitespaces!)* BIC (SWIFT) code: UNCRBGSF* Currency of the bank-account: BGN (Bulgarian lev)[you may be charged for currency-exchange: https://www.unicreditbulbank.bg/en/rates-indexes/currency-rates/ , see also: your bank's rates for international wire-transfer to Bulgaria (if you are not sending money from Bulgaria) and your bank's currency-exchange rates]* Reason for money-transfer to include in the receipt (Основание за плащане/превода & Още пояснения):"Захранване на сметка - дарение от (Вашето име/псевдоним/организация + тел. номер/имейл/адрес/GPS-координати тук) - (причина за дарение тук)"[write that if you are in Bulgaria or if you speak Bulgarian, or if you have a bank-account in Bulgaria; without the quotation marks!]"Deposit - donation - (your name/nickname/organization + tel. number/email/address/GPS-coordinates here) - (reason for donation here)[write that if you are NOT in Bulgaria or if you do NOT speak Bulgarian; without the quotation marks!]
You are also free to write anything else that you want in the 'Reason for deposit' field BUT that will make it difficult for me to contact you for feedback or as to thank you if it's a donation transfer (see the major subsection below).

OR

(2) PayPal money-transfer to ve4ernik@gmail.com (via debit cards or credit cards issued by a bank and deposited via an ATM ('bankomat'/банкомат) or paid to on an official bank teller/cashier of a bank, then sent via PayPal)

(May 2019 update: Due to my debit card's recent expiration, I'm currently NOT accepting PayPal until I get a new debit card)

OR

(3) in-person [paper banknotes&coins] cash-on-delivery or in-person pre-paid in cash in one of these 9 currencies ONLY: BGN (Bulgarian lev), EUR (E.U. euro), GBP (UK's British Pound Sterling), USD ($U.S.A. dollar), CHF (Swiss franc), CAD (Canadian dollar), AUD (Australian dollar), JPY (Japanese yen), RMB/CNY/CNH/CN¥ (People's Republic of China - Chinese yuan, 人民币 (rénmínbì))

OR

(4) via [agreed-upon] material goods/products (e.g. food, drinks, tech, books, clothes, new sex-toys/fetish-or-cosplay costumes), house-/hostel-/hotel-accommodation, or services (temporary job, medical help, travelling together, etc., including heterosexual-sex), airplane/train/bus/ship tickets, shared car-rides, etc. (I personally prefer this method!)

OR

(5) cryptocurrency (e.g. ---BTC (Bitcoin)---, BCH (Bitcoin Cash), ETH (Etherium Classic), LTC (Litecoin), ZEC, DASH, XRP, XMR (Monero), BCH, NEO, ADA, EOS, BNB; ..., USDT (Tether), ADA (Cardano), XLM (Stellar), TRX (TRON), BSV (Bitcoin SV), IOT (IOTA), XTZ (Tezos), ATOM (Cosmos), NEO (NEO), ONT (Ontology), XEM (NEM), BAT, ZEC (Zcash), BTG (Bitcoin Gold)) --- https://markets.bitcoin.com/ 📈📉💱🤑

(2019 UPDATE: I am sorta no longer accepting cryptocurrencies, sorry... Email me if interested in that payment method).

 

 

DONATIONS (ДАРЕНИЯ)

I ALSO ACCEPT DONATIONS VIA THE ABOVE METHODS. JUST CITE YOUR NAME-or-NICKNAME/ORGANIZATION&CONTACT DETAILS (TELEPHONE NUMBER, EMAIL, P.O. NUMBER, ETC.) WHEN DONATING! :) THANK YOU!